after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Randomize
