Me. At least after what I've been through.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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