she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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