The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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