I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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