I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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