Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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