I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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