I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
only you would photoshop your dick
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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