He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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You say this every welcome week, bro.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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