are you so shy because you have an std?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
My penis needs a shock collar
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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