let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Randomize
