You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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