They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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