ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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