Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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