wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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