im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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