I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
