But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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