So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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