Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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