so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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