I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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My vagina just clenched in fear
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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