i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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