Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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