did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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