Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
wow bdsm is so cute
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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