i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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