chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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