Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
sex in a hospital.. check
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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