just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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