But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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