they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
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I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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