She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
