Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
dude. I can hear the air.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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