LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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