Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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