i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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