So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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