I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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