Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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