when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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