we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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