its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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