id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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