just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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