Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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