I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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