no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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