kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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